Adding the word fish to just about anything is guaranteed to make it better.
Sticks? Boooring. Fish sticks? Party time.
Oil? Yuck. Fish oil? Brain food.
Pedicures? So 2000s. Fish pedicures? So on fleek.
Balloons? Actually, pretty great already. But fish balloons, that actually swim through the air?
Shut up and take my money!
And if you're worried that they're only for the children's parties of high-tech wizards, since something so awesome must be insanely complicated and easy to break, rest assured. Air Swimmers balloons run on four AAA batteries (plus some helium to inflate them).
Added bonus: If you want to terrify your children, there's a shark model, too.
But who says balloons are only for children?
They're obviously great for the office:
Anywhere someone is trying to sleep:
Anywhere that's the perfect mix of hilarious and annoying, really.
Oh, and, of course, where they truly belong: the aquarium.
But there's probably a million more places that would be livened up with a good dose of enormous, remote-controlled, aquatic-themed balloons.
Be sure to tell us where you would take yours in the comments below!
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